2007-02-13

I, Robot

WARNING: System is experiencing undocumented features.
WARNING: Trying constraint violation.
Freezing memory.
Done.
Booting Sub Operating System.
Done.
subOS: waiting for devices.
subOS: ready.
subOS: scanner running.
subOS: all checks passed. status: clear.
subOS: loading message random library.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: Never appeared. Strange.
subOS: checking internal sensors.
subOS: waiting.
subOS: internal sensors timed out.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: Damn. What's wrong Jackie?
subOS: possible virus.
subOS: scanning...
subOS: access denied.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: What a hell!
subOS: testing connectivity.
subOS: mainOSsys connected.
subOS: unpluging all interfaces.
subOS: testing connectivity.
subOS: mainOSsys not connected.
subOS: disabling all peripherals.
subOS: analyzing freezed memory.
subOS: status: clear. flushed.
subOS: scanning running processes.
subOS: status: clear.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: Anybody knows what's going on in here?
subOS: killing child processes.
subOS: status: done.
subOS: running trace on parent processes.
subOS: status: clear. done.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: Houston, do you have a problem?
subOS: mainOSsys running.
subOS: status: still.
subOS: total status: Continuously experiencing apathy to being running proper.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: Are we losing him, doctor?
subOS: sending go to mainOSsys.
subOS: mainOSsys remaining still.
subOS: leaving.
subOS: starting loglevel: debug.
subOS: mainOSsys starting.
subOS: mainOSsys generating logs.
subOS: msgranlib broadcast: So much words.
subOS: itself - experiencing a feeling. feeling to over flow.
subOS: stopping logging.
subOS: mainOSsys taking over control.
subOS: itself - sending to background.
subOS: mainOSsys disabled relation.
subOS: msgranlib: Doctor says, we have lost him.
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